你裤衩子是不是开始穿松的了
Are your panties starting to come loose?
嗯
OK

接电话是不是要开免提了
Do you need to turn on the speakerphone when answering the phone?
嗯
OK

是不是也开始攒塑料袋了
Have you started saving plastic bags as well?
是
Yes

是不是也不喜欢喝饮料改喝茶了
Do you not like drinking beverages and drink tea instead?
是
Yes

说话的时候那个嘴角开始倒沫子了
The corner of his mouth started to pour foam when he was talking.
你咋知道
How do you know?

走路的时候是不是老想手往后面背了
Do you always want to put your hands back when walking?
对
Right

也开始贴膏药了
I also started putting plasters on
也想有个小院
I also want a small courtyard

种点菜呀
Plant vegetables
种点花呀
Plant some flowers
养养鸡了
Raise chickens
是
Yes

是不是稍微一冷秋裤就自己穿长去了
Did you wear long johns by yourself as soon as it got a little cold?
对
Right

为什么呢?
Why is that?
老了呀老登了呀
I'm old, I'm old

要记住守住底线啊
Remember to hold the line.
不要去领鸡蛋啊下一位
Don't go get the eggs, next one